A lousy way to treat a veteran

Presenting the Captain America Super Deformed Plush (seriously), set for a July 30 release:

Cap will be accompanied by fellow deformed heroes Thor, Spider-Man, Storm, Wolverine, Iron Man, and Hulk (or is that an ill Lou Diamond Phillips?). There's also Venom, because there's nothing cuter than an evil, murderous, short-limbed monster.

Looks like I've figured out how to give my nephew nightmares.