Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch!!!
So, you're a sentient mass of veggies in a Dixie swamp. You're minding your own business when the Last Son of Krypton, Man of Steel, etc., shows up in your 'hood. He's unshaven, weak, sick, and vulnerable. Homeboy is dying. Benevolent and compassionate, you bring the confused hero back from the brink. Then the fit hits the shan:
For the opening round of Friday Night Fights, kick it with Bahlactus.
Swamp Thing gets a knuckle sandwich for his trouble in DC Comics Presents #85, reprinted in the awesome DC Universe: The Stories of Alan Moore.
Bonus mp3: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Swamp Music