Colbert: "I will crush the state of Georgia"
Unpleasant news from the Palmetto State -- Stephen Colbert, already pandering in his bid to take the South Carolina primary, has condemned the state of Georgia [hat tip to the Athens Banner-Herald]. Shameful:
"I promise, if elected, I will crush the state of Georgia," Colbert said to the cheering crowd.
He didn't stop there, going on to disrespect Georgia peaches:
"Our peaches are more numerous than Georgia's," he said. "They are more juiciful."
As he was on the USC campus at the time, I can only assume he was trying to appeal to Gamecock fans and their agri-corp Big Peach allies. Watch yourself, Colbert. Georgia has friends you don't want to anger...
Bonus mp3:Grumpy Bear - Luis Bunuel
4 Comments:
Well, he certainly has that Crazed Evil Dictator look down pat.
6:23 PM
That or a demented magician. Hard to tell.
6:26 PM
I'm gonna have nightmares of that picture. Good thing I got outta South Carolina when I did.
4:18 PM
I'm gonna have nightmares of that picture.
You're afraid of bears too?
4:41 PM
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