Smurfs coming to the big screen
Smurfy news from the entertainment front -- the Smurfs are coming to the big screen! They're still three apples tall, but soon they'll be in theaters. According to ComingSoon.Net, the Smurfs tale is being adapted into an epic trilogy. There will also likely be an extensive look at Gargamel's backstory. Perhaps falling victim to hyperbole, producer Jordan Kerner claims the films will be like "the animated Lord of the Rings - through the world of these idiots. Because they're sweet characters but they're goofs." Whatever. They're still cooler than the Snorks.
Be sure to get this while you're at it... it'll delight and/or annoy your co-workers all day long:
Smurfs theme (version 2)
Hopefully this means the Smurfs village survived its recent brutal attack at the hands of UNICEF. Tough little bastards.