Meat Loaf: Marvel superhero
It seems his superpower is extreme constipation.
Regardless, his fellow heroes are, like, totally on board:
Helping Special Olympians does not make Hulk angry.
Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark, however, doesn't seem too stoked.
They would appreciate your help by September 30, 1987, so get on that.
If you want to bask in the awesome, you can grab a hi-res scan.