Captain America vs. Video Professor
You know that Video Professor guy who has all those late night commercials? He'd love to teach you computers. Really though, you don't need all that (even if his assistant is kinda cute). All you need is one readable copy of Captain America #313, written by Mark Gruenwald and penciled by Paul Neary, from January 1986. The asterisks know all.
Remember when everybody who had a computer looked like that? Those weren't the days.
Later, Ram went on to invent LOLLERSKATES. Hacker!
Bonus mp3: YACHT - I Love a Computer